IT IS OKAY TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR OWN SEXUALITY
- Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
- Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
- ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
- Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
- Dad: *chokes into his drink*
- ROL: You should respect your elders.
- Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
- Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
- ROL: *storms off*
- Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
- Me: What?
- Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
I noticed in all those fandoms post they miss many awesome fandoms, so reblog if you see your fandom here (if not, add it)
I don’t think a single person on this website can not reblog this.
none of the pictures showed up for me at first and I thought this was some really snarky post saying none of us give a shit about fandoms
bless this post
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
Welcome to Tumblr.
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY